You better not pout...you better not cry...

My latest story is a spoof of the movie "Twilight" and the "Harry Potter" series. It is called "Evening" and I will be trying to add two pages a week to it. To check it out follow this link to the main story page.
A while back I had asked the mighty artist Ozark (of "Mind Flayed" fame) to create an image of Palpatine as "Grandpa Sith" in the story "Deathtalker 2." Just recently, I received this picture:

Many thanks to Ozark for the picture!
Stuff that is already up:

• Deathtalker - set in the Star Wars universe around the time of "Attack of the Clones," Anakin is the chosen one. But what was he chosen to do exactly? Anakin & company must discover the answer before the Emperor does



• Deathtalker 2 - continuation of the story from Deathtalker. With the Emperor defeated, the threat to the Galactic Republic is over. So why is Anakin acting as if his job has just started? What is the function of the Deathtalker? Who the hell is Grandpa Sith?



• Tentacle Luuuuv - Rugar loves Lomilyth. Lomilyth loves Edwarde. And Edwarde, of course, loves Rugar. Just to make things more interesting, Rugar is a half-orc, Lomilyth is a psychotic girly-elf, and Edwarde is an undead wizard. A story set in the universe of the web comic "Mind Flayed".



• Groupthink: the Lighter Side an emerging telepathic group consciousness called the Coalition is born...in a prison for murderers and psychos. Does humanity have a future in a world run by a psychotic super-mind?



• Evening Yog-Slothoth is poor, eeeenocent little puddle of greenish slime who just transferred to Heartworms, the premier school for magic. Can he (or is it she?) become popular among the students and survive to graduate?
  A spoof of several movies including Twilight, Harry Potter. and the works of H.P. Lovecraft.

In the works...

• Dark Age - a massive field of asteroids is going to obliterate life on Earth...in about 500 years. But a quirky group of world savers are on the job! Assuming their ship doesn't blow up...and they don't get bored during the trip...



• Groupthink: the Beast - the companion story to Groupthink: the Lighter Side. An emerging telepathic group consciousness threatens to obliterate humanity. Can it be stopped before it's too late?



• Ship of Fools! A dysfunctional group of "heroes" that encounter an artifact in hyperspace. The artifact is opened. It unleashes a plague. The plague turns people into zombies. Never fear The Force is ... out there somewhere.



• Dark City. Five people discover that reality as we know it is a lie and that the world is in terrible danger. From within, the nefarious Technocracy plots to seize ultimate control while from outside super- natural entities gather their armies, bent on the extinction of Humanity. Can these newly "awakened" hope to save the world?
  A story set in the universe of the White Wolf game Mage: the Ascension.
  
• Shattered Lands In a dark world akin to Lord of the Rings, the forces of light were defeated thousands of years ago. In the present day, a small group of heroes fight for the survival of the last bastion of good.



• Yog-Slothoth: In a quest for ultimate power, a wizard transforms himself into the being of ultimate magical power: which turns out to be a puddle of acidic slime. Just his luck to meet the girl of his dreams during a mid-life crisis.

OK, so I "embellished" the descriptions a bit. Maybe a lot. Perhaps they bear almost no resemblance to what I actually wrote. The upside is that people would actually have to read my stuff before they could complain!